slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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