Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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