What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
she told me i tasted like america
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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