So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
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Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
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Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
is that a dick in a sweater?
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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