think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
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The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
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I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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