Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
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btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
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Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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