My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
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Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
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Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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