Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
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If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
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He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
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