I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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