respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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