Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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