worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
They took my balls.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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