hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
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