wake up i wanna do it froggy style
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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