She is in my trunk
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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