so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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