the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
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You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
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I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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