don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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