Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
Randomize
