i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
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