ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I got inside last night via doggy door
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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