Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
A bitchslap is in order.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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