Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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