i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
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He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
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No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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