last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
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how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
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You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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