He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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