Having a random hookup so left but love u
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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