Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
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ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Green mimosas i think yes
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
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I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.