I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
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I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
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I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker