i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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