Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Randomize