ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
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She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
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Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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