I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
