I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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