I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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