just come out here and I will go home with you...
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
