i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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