too bad you live with your parents still
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
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Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
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I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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