Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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