I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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