Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
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i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
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you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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