his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
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im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
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He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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