she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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