How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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