you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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