What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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