Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
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I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
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Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
ok first of all what the fuck
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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