so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
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I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
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There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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