I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
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quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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