Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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