ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Randomize
