he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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