I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
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Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
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Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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