Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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