Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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