but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
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I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
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I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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